Showing posts with label Exceptionally Retarded. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Exceptionally Retarded. Show all posts

Wednesday, 5 August 2009

stupid

today i received a letter in the mail which did NOT make my day.

Dear Swee Leen,

Congratulations! You are among the first 100 all-correct entries for the GSC Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince contest. You have won yourself one (1) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince tattoo!

Again, congratulations and thank you for participating in our contest.

Yours sincerely,
Golden Screen Cinemas.



actually there are 6 tattoos: one with the wordings Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, others with the Hogwarts emblem, the Gryffindor & Slytherin emblems (why so unfair no Ravenclaw & Hufflepuff?), and Ron Weasley and Harry Potter Quidditch badges.

as much as i am a huge harry potter fan, i will not be caught dead wearing fake harry potter tattoos.

(actually i was aiming for the harry potter bag/t-shirt/tea cup. ok la and also the notebook. and the square buttons. but then they gave me tattoo pulak. go die la.)

p/s: i know i said i'm not going to waste time blogging for now but apparently i do have quite a lot of time anyway.

Monday, 6 July 2009

ridikulus

i hate it when people have this unreasonable fear towards dogs. perhaps it is QUITE acceptable if one is afraid of big dogs like rottweilers and doberman pinschers especially since they have been unfairly portrayed time and time again in the media... but to be scared of smaller dogs and toy breeds? completely baffles me.

seriously people. have you seen my dogs or not. do they look like they can eat you up.




okay so kiki may seem scary with all her barking and her (very unfortunate) devilish look but she is SO small that if you gave her the slightest kick, she'd fly to my neighbour's house in a flash. and omg, don't get me started on how anyone in their right mind can be so afraid of GINGER! that one is totally beyond me. i mean, to jump onto my antique chair while you flail your arms around like a chimpanzee and scream your lungs out at the sight of my two tiny dogs... now that is REALLY annoying. especially when you're 25 years old, not 5.

and to ask - no, demand - for my dogs to be caged up just for you? you can go eat your own shit lah ok.

so please lah. if you want to come to my house when i don't really know you/don't give a damn about you AND be so afraid of my dogs, i'm sorry but you are most welcome to stand outside my gate.

stupid retarded fool.