so i was watching E! earlier and i found out that there's such a job as a professional tv watcher. jimmy kimmel was looking to hire a "professional couch potato" to watch tv all day and gather humorous clips for his opening monologue each night. all you need is little more than the possession of a thumb and an offbeat sense of humour. both of which i have. well the thumb at least. haha. and the only risk of the job? a sharp increase in the percentage of body fat. i wouldn't mind, honestly. to hell with my healthy diet if i get paid for watching tv!
if there was a final exam to take before qualifying as a professional tv watcher, i can assure you that i'd pass with flying colours and make my parents the proudest they can ever be.
someone please enlighten me on why i was SO STUPID to have gone into medicine!
